Greetings friends…. Always great to do Kevin’s Summary while I chill and listen to iTunes Ambient radio (4Clubbers) nice Brazilian eclectic mix of music and enjoy a cup of Peet’s Coffee. Do you think I actually listen to commercial radio? Oh, this is a commercial radio blog isn’t it? Guess I will have to start listening.
When I saw the title of Fantasia’s new single “Collard Greens and Cornbread” I was surprised and ready to comment, then I realized it was J Records and I was VERY accepting of her song. J, of course is and has always been one of our favorite clients and I don’t give a damn if Fantasia comes out with a song called “Cheese Grits and Chitlins’” it’s all good with me. I’ll even eat a plate with her. The only label that I would allow people to talk about in this blog was Def Jam but now that someone else is coming in (and the industry seems to be THRILLED) Def Jam will be off limits too.
I was thinking to myself, my competitors are getting antsy, they are growing tired of calling my clients every time an ad appears in Radio Facts to ask why they didn’t get it and they are getting tired of attacking my Number 1 brand and ripping off my stories, pictures and ideas so what’s next I begged? How can I make these false friends and enemies happy, the ones that smile in my face and stab me in the back… what can I do to please them, I pondered while taking a dump this morning. Well, let me give them something else to steal so the natives can stop being restless. My new eBook “Industry Afterlife… (things you can do to make as much or MORE money)” If you can write it and finish it before tomorrow you can steal the idea from me!
I saw where someone is trying to label Jennifer Hudson “Ms Iron Pipes” what the hell is that? I don’t like that. Sounds like a transgendered R&B singer. What’s wrong with “Ms Golden Pipes” or “Ms Certified Banger Pipes” something like that? “Ms Iron Pipes” sounds like “Ms Muscle Pipes” or “Ms Jailbird Weigh Lifting Pipes” not fitting to a extremely beautiful black woman and songstress… but if Arista Records wants her to be Ms Iron Pipes then it is written (lol).
When Foxy Brown called Tom Joyner “Grandpa” it was horrifically disrespectful and hilarious. I love what Tom has done but I agree he is too old to be on so many urban radio morning shows in the morning.
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